Well it took four days, but Dragon Removal Service has finally beaten out Dostoevsky's work (and my favorite book) The Brothers Karamasov. Now, I can die with a smile on my face. Take that, literature!
I'm joking of course. My book did rank higher than his seminal work, but... come on... choose Dostoevsky if you want to change your life. If, however, you want some cheap laughs, I've written a book about fairy poo, a girl who runs a construction company, and a magical boy who loses his eyebrows. It is set in Estonia, thus the Eastern European category.